1. Please answer this: Why is this restaurant comparing their burritos to newborn babies??? Better yet, why are they creating photo albums for it?
2. Did you forget to buy Ma Dukes a Mother’s Day card? No sweat; this restaurant is selling ’em in the bathroom!!
3. Are you tight on cash? This eatery is offering a 10% kick-back when you talk like Bond. … James Bond!!
4. Ladies, if you look under the flap, you may get sprayed! … or you’ll be doing the walk of shame back to your table!
5. Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon ….. More bacon!
6. Look, it’s a party in your smoothie!
7. At least they know their food is pricey, right?
8. That’s one way to ask you not to take pictures in the restaurant.
9. You ask for nothing, you get nothing!
10. This restaurant makes their food really spicy! How spicy??? So spicy they have to freeze the TP!!
11. Twilight haters come from all walks of life.
12. I bet this has caused more than one awkward moment.
13. Someone’s having fun.
14. Well played, sir. Well played.
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