9 Super Creepy CVille Craigslist Posts

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1. This confusing and oddly defensive haiku

pornguy

2. This guy who is going to be VERY disappointed when he’s certified.

pickymasseur

3. Don’t “loose” that belly, buddy.

bear

4. This guy with a great pitch who just wants to help you out.

helpfulguy

5. This great opportunity for quick cash. He will even let you name your price.

panties

6. This guy who needs to get flashed, but in a very small window of time.

flashing

7. This good Samaritan who only wants to give high school grads a head start.

goodsamaritan

8. This guy who has weirdly specific requirements for friendship.

weirdlyspeicfic

9. Is this an example of sexy??

wut

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